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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful, sweet dog is, and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3--he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
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Why hire a babysitter ...... ?
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, spy a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and
the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in
future
steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality .

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good Luck
to all of you!
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