Pup School


Instructions  for properly hugging a baby:

  1.   First, spy a baby

 

 
2.  Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by  employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the  wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.
 




3.  Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning  the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide"  easier.



4.  The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby  and prepare for possible close-up.
 


  5.   Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best  photo quality .



Dogs,  if this is properly done, it will secure you a  warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good Luck  to all of  you!
 

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